So here are a few things I probably would have written sometime over the past six weeks if, you know, I’d written anything:
- Kate Middleton wears nude hose all the time. I don’t know how I feel about that.
- How ’bout this hot weather?
- Casey Anthony, outrage, etc.
- Harry Potter, Snape, etc.
- Debt ceiling, stupid politicians, etc.
- How ’bout that stock market?
- I sure am relieved the NFL owners and players finally reached an agreement.
And now it’s like I was never even gone.